Audition Call For Lead Male Actor In Negative Role For Movie

1. (Winces) Smoker...(judgmental) Dirty Habit --- Silly man, don't you know...(Condescending, loud)--Smoking... kills. (Laughs)...Do you want to watch yourself die? (Lively) Come! 2. And you're both going to die...at the airport.....hmmmmm... hang on...but...would that be fun? I don't know...it probably wouldn't be as fun as say...killing you both right here. The two of you?...I want to see you die in front of my eyes. So let me just make sure the both of y'all end up snooping in on me, from behind that door. OH WHAT AN IDIOT I MUST lOOK LIKE, TALKING TO THESE TWO FIGAMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION, WHILE THE REAL ONES ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE THAT DOOR?!